How to be a superhero

Zoom!

Bang!

Ka-pow!

Yup, warriors do indeed have the ability to save the day. Warrior utility is something everyone who plays or has enjoyed the company of one can agree upon - and I'm not just talking about tanks, though that is my specialty. It is a topic we will likely return to numerous times in the future, and so I think it is a suitable way to kick off my posts.

Other Possible Titles

As the title for a warrior-blog, Rageaholics Anonymous is the obvious superior choice. There were no runners-up. However, to say that there were no contenders really doesn't do it justice. There was competition which was soundly beaten, and a good twenty minutes of fierce deliberation over a second Christmas dinner (this one at IHOP). "Get Pissed and Kill Shit" was as close to second as any came, and I still have that title shelved for a later blog post; after all, it perfectly describes warriors. Other entries were the iconic "Heroic Leap," the tactical "Stand in the Fire" and the (perhaps over-?) simplified "Rwaaaaawrgh!" which might have done better had it brought more 'A's to the fight.

"Rageaholics" sealed its victory only after a final contender, "Warrgasm," was disqualified for unmarketable behavior. Honestly, it's like it wasn't even trying to be SFW.

And so, winning the honor of crowning this blog, "Rageaholics Anonymous" demonstrated its appreciation with a catchy tagline, even showing the decency to put to work one of its more beloved competitors (the tenacious "Rwaaaaawrgh!" which seems to have been improving its game). How mighty, how beguiling, and how graceful in victory RA has been.

Here's to you, "Rageaholics Anonymous"! May you see much success, and fulfillment in your life.